Sep 2006

A cheap and beautiful flight out of Arequipa to Lima meant i saw some of the most amazing scenic views i have ever done from an aeroplane window.. it was breath taking thats for sure. Over the 3 massive volcanoes snowcapped with a mass of lava landscapes surrounding them. So i flew into Lima.. a smelly mass of a city half way up the coast of Peru. Wasnt a massive fan of the place, spent alot of time drunk and hungover to really see alot.. it wasn´t my idea of a nice city. From there we headed up the coast to a small beach area to see some of the amazing mud pyramids.

These structures still had paintings within them from 200 ac. Absolutely crazy i thought. We hung in the town for another daya nd felt some warm weather for a change.

From here we went to a place called Punta Sal.. near Mancura. A fantastic beach area that is really remote. Camping on the beach for 3 days was great, alot of barbying on the beach and swimming in the sea. Catching some rays and generally chilling with the local hippies. So... from here we hgeaded over the border to Ecuador.

Immediatley you see a diffierence in landscape. Its beautiful, green and mountainous. Lush landscapes.. alot more money is evident immediately. We headed to a town called Cuenca, famous for the panama hat. Although given the name Panama, the hat is actually from Cuenca but the ecuadorians went to work in Panama years ago and took lots of hats with them... these hats caused alot of attention and everyone wanted one... so the story goes!

We are now in Banos. Banos is the place where the volcano went off only 4 weeks ago. As we drove into the town there was a stream of Lava flow coming down the mountain side. This eruption wiped out an entire community.. it was pretty amazing to see and the rock was still hot. Banos is beautiful. I have just been on a bike ride for 30km´s to see a million and one waterfalls along the way. Its lush and lovely and sad to think that it could get wiped out at any stage by the volcano that is expected to blow its top any day. We are on red alert.. well not quite but we may have to run from a lava flow.. hollywood styles!

So onto the jungle to see the monkeys and the indians...

I am now 24 stone. I stayed in Arequipa for quite a while with my lovely friend Miguel. Our days consisted of eating eating and eating... Massive lunches and dinners for about 30p, amazing stuff, very fond of the peruvian food and i havent been ill yet on this trip due to anything so i still can rate it.

So we headed to a bullfight to entertain ourselves in between eating, and what a hilarious one it was. 3 fighters, one from Spain, Venuzuala and one from Arequipa. The bulls didnt fight each other which Arequipa is apparently famous for they hardly fought the fighters even. The spanito was the man.. all 4 foot of him in his striking black slick outfit he danced a crazy spanish dance in front of the bull and wiggled his ass alot. The venezualian was strikingly handsome, wore an outstanding high wasted tight fitting outfit and flirted with the bull... the man from Arequipa was fat! He was hilarious, his outfit was bulging at the seams and the bull seemed almost scared of him. When he began fighting the crowd shoutd PIG PIG PIG.. ha.. very funny. They shouted ´Hey Pig, kill the bull it would look better on a plate with chips!´ Go PIG! it was hilarious. Miguel and i spent the whole tim ein stitches at the abuse that this poor fat man who probably was a stallion in his day got whilst trying to still be the number 1.

So.. more arequipa shopping, hanging around the city for a few too many day i think but still i have made a friend for life with my trusty peruvian stunner! He made my experience a good one as i was able to sample the true peruvian way of living by being by his side. It consists of eating...

So last night i flew to Lima to meet my group. The flight out of Arequipa was stunning. Flying over the top of 3 volcanoes as the sun was setting was amazing and i managed to get some of the best photographs ever taken out of a plane window. I did alot of wooing to myself. So here in Lima.. and i am hungover.. need i say more. I havent really seen anything as i have spent most of the day having to sit down at every opportunity. A great exhibition at the museum of the 20 years of terrorism in Peru, absolutely amazing photo documentary stuff.. i was blown away. A Little annoyed at my lack of being able to read spanish however when i tried to work out why this was all going on.

So.. thought for the day is that after my trip to columbia i head back to Peru and teach some kids english. In return for this i get spanish lessons. I could easily live here man.. its got alot to offer!

After dragging myself away from Cusco kicking and screaming i made it to the Colca Canyon. The deepest Canyon in the world with an amazing sight early in the morning of the condors flying over rocks only 2 metres from you head.. souring with the thermals to fly out of the canyon. An amazing sight they were beautiful and massive.

From there we drove to Arequipa where i am still today. Back to warm weather too which is a slight shock after quite a while of cold. I left the group for a few days and stayed here in this town. Right under the glooming height of Volcano Misti and 2 others.. its quite an impressive town. It has one of the largest convents ever which has the most brightly coloured walls i have ever seen.. still working out if thats for the gringos. Its 2 hectares in size.. hasnt got many nuns in there now though.

My tattoo friend Miguel came to visit me in Arequipa so i am staying her efor another few days before heading to Lima. I survived an attempted robbery last night.. strange experience but luckily i had a friend to back me up.

So onto looking at the preseves of an Inca child that was found in ice on top of the mountain a few years ago. Wanita! she still has skin i hear!