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Rio rules.. what a beautiful place, the landmarks and the beauty all wrapped up in one.
So i left the love of the north of brazil with a bang at a trance party and flew hung as a donkey after a sad farewell to Sandro to the high life of |Rio. It was fun for the 2 days i was there. I had a row with a banker who was a Wanker and robbed me of money.. i swore at hime and threw a tantrum and he made one of his armed guards stand next to me..nothing quite like making a fuss in a foreign bank and therefore allowing them to steal 400 quid from yoi... buggers!

anyway, so i flew round Rio as i had hardly any time there and saw all the sights.. it has to be revisited though, you need a good 2 weeks there easily.. this might be on the agenda at the end...

So on to the Bus.. the toucan tour that has left me with a bunch of isiots. There are a bad bunch on board for sure.. theres maybe 2 or 3 that are ok but these people are toomuch to be spending this amount of time with each other. I wont rant on about it asd i am about the only positive person on there.. alot ofmoaning going on which is hella tiring.

I will give it some time to see some more sights and theni may dpart it. I want this trip to ba a memorable one for myself not for the idiots i was couped up with so if it gets too much i may wellleave it.. fuck the money.. i can sort something out.

We travelled down the coast sawsome amazing sights and havenow turned into the border of Argentina and Brazil and Paraguay i think to see Iguacu falls tomorrow. 2 long days of travelling has tested us all there have been a few laughs here and there usually me at myself!

I am feeling a little lost as this way its more like being an american tourist on a trip with a guide than the way i would and know best mingling with the locals... its easy to leave i am sure.. i havent paid allthe money yet either so i am clever enough i should run now... or soon...

Just gotta get myself a bumbag, workon my smile.. show lots of teeth and walk around with my camera round my neck.,. then i´m sorted! i look the part... nearly american!

sohere goes.. big falls at Iguacu tomorrow.. plenty of roomto push them off one by one! ha!

Well.. i think i am currently trying to recover and resurface from a severly mental weekend. I came to Canoa with the intention of leaving maybe 2 days later.. i am still here. What an amazing place.. some amazing people.. and all a bunch of aging hippies.. loved it. have been staying in areally sweet pousada met some awesome travellers there and had 3 days oif experiencing this beautiful life these peoiple are living.

Music and rythmn is the main priority.. a whole load of passion and some serious reggae. This sleepy town by week with no onehere errupts at the eweekends with all night parties starting at 2 until the early hours. Really amazing people the brazillian sthis town especially has pulled out some little beauties.

My lack of portuguese is really annoying although it doesnt stop me from having 4 hour conversations with them all...

I could live here quite happily... fish to survive and get the knack of that bum movement when they dance and i´m a local within no time...

i´m not alone here with my locks, many a brazillian bloke sports quite proudly his long ronaldinio locks and i love this... if my muscles were as tight i could almost pass as one.. take the bikini top oiff and stick some speedos on and ~´m nearly there... this town of Canoa Canadaba (spelt completely wrong!) is lovely, its sleepy, its speedoy and these lot are really great.

Big party on the beach tonight.. i am about to find out how to move my ass in these speedos for the finishing touches.. cant wait! if not a little worried!

in the country where they breeed them.. they stole them from my side.. bleeding thieves!

hold fire!